Today I was going to write about how I beat the flea beetles. The itty bitty cruciferous eating machines. Creating lace wherever they go; eventually decimating delicious crops, and then without even a thank you or a how do you do, they fly off to their next unsuspecting victim. I tried the diatomaceous earth and the organic pesticide and then felt very guilty about using them as lady bugs and other beautiful insects were not who I was trying to kill. After the rain, the bugs came back anyway. I sat out there frustrated and just started spraying them with my homemade bug spray that I sell in my shop. It keeps mosquitos and flies away, I imagined it would make the flea beetles head for the hills. And it did! For the past week I have been strutting around, blowing kisses to the cabbage and kale, imagining them stir fried in butter, not a care in the world. Ready to brag to you of my incredible discovery!
As I strutted by yesterday, they laughed. They scoff at me in their ignorant bliss from their perches. Their only concern themselves. The flea beetles are back. I will regain my composure and re-hit them with my bug spray and laugh back. We shall see who has the last laugh, my friends, we shall see. I want that cabbage!
In the meantime, you can easily keep bugs away from you without the use of dangerous chemicals. Here is my super secret recipe for Quit Bugging Me (a bug story).
In a 2 oz. spray bottle (www.sunburstbottle.com) add an ounce of witch hazel and a half ounce of water. Then add 60 drops of citronella oil (you do not need multi-marketing, ridiculously expensive oils, just go to the health food store or order online (www.mountainroseherbs.com)), 10 drops of lavender, 4 drops of geranium, and 2 drops of clove. Top off with water or witch hazel. You only need a few spritzes. Sit bug free for several hours on lawn chair. Have the last laugh.